Stupidest Questions I've Ever Heard

  1. "Can I ask you a question?" You just did, BoBo!
  2. "Are you awake?" Well, I was till YOU said that! Thanks, Bastille Breath!
  3. "Promise not to get mad if I say something?" Wow, now that I have a choice...!
  4. "Well, where did you lose it?" OMAGOD! You're a genius! I'll just go there right now and find it!
  5. "Did that hurt?" Nah! I'm grimacing with laughter!
  6. [From a student] "Do we have to know this?" Absolutely NOT! I'm just wasting time babbling about Gamma Ray Bursts till my parole is up!

Don't miss Stupid Reporter Questions! A special compendium of absolutely brainless questions and comments I heard from reporters at NASA Press Conferences and read in printed reports of the Columbia shuttle disaster. The "Dummying Down of America" in full nuclear mushroom!

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