Waterworld

Waterworld
Or, "How to grow gills in less than an epoch and ignore basic scientific principles like Archimedes'!"


Well, where to get started on this one... The premise is actually kinda cute - just like lots of movies, right? 300 years in the future. Polar ice caps have melted. All land is covered by water. Thus the name Waterworld, duh. Costner is a Submariner. Has grown gills and feels totally at home living under water. Meets girl. Meets bad guy who wants girl. Bad Guy, played beautifully by Dennis Hopper, is Capt of the Exxon Valdez. Costner saves the day. Finds land. Leaves girl for the open water. GET REAL! I know this is all fake because NO MAN in his right mind would leave that woman behind! Geez!

Well, a few errors and/or problems popped up along the way;


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