Star Wars - The ORIGINAL

Leai & R2
Or, "How to make BAD SCIENCE look GOOD with a $Gazillion Special FX Budget"
AND, Why are they calling it Episode IV, all of a sudden?


Well, where to get started on this one... The premise is actually great! Bad Space Guys kidnap Princess having a bad hair day. Her robot friends enlist the aid of an old Jedi, Obi Wan, and a young sissyboy, Luke. Through too much sole-searching, young sissyboy saves the universe and blows up a fake world. (The real hero is a very young Han Solo & Chewy, played by an equally young Harrison Ford and some really tall guy...)

Well, a few errors and/or problems were noticed along the way;


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