And the envelope, please?


#10
At an un-naned school whose name rhyms with Palmyra High School NJ, alot of, let's call it, adult beverage consumption took place. There were more than a few times this teacher would stumble back into school decked out in the same outfit as the day before... I always thought, back then, the kids would never notice! HA! Now I know the kids don't miss a thing! Anyway...

On one particular day, I wrote an assignment on the board; a really stupid thing to do in physics. Something like "Read the next chapter and answer everything...". I sat in a sort of askew position at my desk with my forehead leaning on my open palm trying to keep my eyes covered. I must have dozed off, because this one kid nudged me and told me, "You have a visitor". I looked up through bleary blood-shot eyes and saw my Principal standing at the doorway, clipboard in hand, wanting to observe me. (back then, observations were never announced...) This guy, a good guy at heart, just looked at me and said, "Not a good day, huh?" Turned around, walked away, never heard anything about it... Today, I'd be shot on the spot for that...


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