sung to the tune of Silent Night
Silent labs - Difficult labs
All with math - all with graphs
Observations of masses and lines
Calculations and graph curves like bells
Memories of test that have passed. . .
Oh how long will Fizzix last?
Silent labs - Impossible labs
All with math - All clueless
Lots of equations that need solving
Acceleration problems that make my head ring
Santa Kinematix on his way
Oh, Santa bring me an 'A'