Laws of Newton
sung to the tune of Oh, Christmas Tree... & Written by student E Ornitz, 2004
Of Laws of Newton
How you govern Mechanics
At night I dream of acceleration
When I wake up I think of Free-Fall.
Oh, Square Root of 2D over g
How you tell me the time of falling.
Work will cause a change in energy,
And DeltaP will equal DeltaK.
Oh, Conservation of Memonetum,
In a closed system.
How you are so cool.